February 2012
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Fuck
Nights turn to days. I feel like 26 again. Which means i’ll feel like 35 tomorrow
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Object sexual penetration is a serious sex crime in Virginia. It is very...
– David Englin, Democratic delegate from Virginia • Explaining the new tactic taken by Democrats in Virginia, in their effort against a bill expected to pass the state legislature that could mandate unwanted, penetrative ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. That happening under any other...
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Knowone cares about your weight-loss
But I’m posting about it anyway. I’ve lost 12 pounds and I need to make a new hole in my belt because it know longer fits. I guess I could buy a new belt but that seems like more of a hassle then poking a new hole in the belt I already have.
The best part about my weight-loss is I have done it without doing any exercise. Just eating tons of vegetables and fruit really. Especially dark...
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You learn something new everyday.
In May 2011, representatives of the Ku Klux Klan distanced themselves from the Westboro Baptist Church, denouncing them as “hatemongers”.
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January 2012
18 posts
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
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CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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Come at me bro!
So this happened Saturday night. I attended a “Canadian Tuxedo” themed birthday karaoke bash but I had to ‘emeria up my Canadian Tuxedo with some sweet Hulk Hogan frayed sleeves and a kick ass neck tat.
Don’t act like your not impressed.
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There are a number things the public “knows” as we head into the...
– http://ourfuture.org/blog-entry/2010104222/false-things-public-knows-they-go-vote
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suck it Republicans
So the next time some asshole conservative talks about “Obama’s crazy spending” show them these charts.
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December 2011
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Gabby Giffords
I don’t want to be the ass hole but I got to say it. Gabby Giffords is not brave, or a hero because she got shot in the face. Don’t get me wrong I feel bad for what happened to her but getting shot in the face doesn’t make you brave or courageous it makes you very unlucky.
On a similar note just because her husband didn’t leave her, it doesn’t make him brave or a...
Dumb old woman
So i’m try to take a nap at work and this stupid bitch comes and sits near me so i can’t nap without her knowing. WTF.
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Jeopardy
Alex Trebek is a smug asshole. He always tries to act like he knows the answers and everyone is dumb for not getting the questions right.
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